Oh hello! I apologize for not updating, just been busy with Olympics.
I will not bore you with what happened. You all know how many medals each country had, & how many people initially moaned why the cauldron was small, and how “boring” the opening ceremony was. But they got over it… I hope. Then they moaned why 1D performed at the closing ceremonies. Then they moaned why Boris did not even attempt to hide the flag just so Brazil wouldn’t get it, then they moaned why it ended so soon… then they moaned of… oh FQ it!
I enjoyed London 2012, and I dont really give a shit what other people thought of it.
I actually thought of joining 2016 Rio’s Games, but my friends thought I’ll just be a drama king on the arena.. like him:
My A and I had tickets for Volleyball, and right from the start I knew team GB wont win. How? coz I checked the stats! There were 2 Argentinians sitting behind us during the game. & Coz I’m a sour loser, I kept waving my UK flag up just so they couldnt watch the game properly. It didnt stop team GB from losing, but oh well, at least I made some fans of the opposing team suffer.
Well if the world continues turning after December, and the prediction of the Mayans is wrong, I’ll join 2016 Olympics. What Sport? Hide&Seek.
In other news, my dream of putting up my own Non Profit Organization to get a Nobel Prize is still alive. The name will still be KJ Foundation for Homeless Mosquitoes. The concept is very simple, feed the mosquitoes in a controlled environment to control Global Malaria. A happy Mosquito for a happy World!
(founder, KJ Foundation for Homeless Mosquitoes)
Yeah, that’s my brunch today. That pic of french Toast & sweet chili sausage has nothing to do with today’s post, I only uploaded it coz I (again) think it looks pretty.
So yeah, last Friday, “my A” & I watched the last part of Nolan’s Batman trilogy. I think it’s sad.. It’s sad that the movie was nearly 3 hours long & I had to eat a large bucket of mixed sweet & salty popcorn. Imagine the calories….
Plus, the theatre was packed. I dont like it if the theatre is full. Coz I’m a snob. I thought of asking “my A” if we could watch it next month, when half of UK’s population had already watch it, and the cinema is empty, but I didn’t bother asking him. He was too excited, like a retard. Luckily the human being who was seating on my left didn’t smell. So i tolerated the ambience. It’s disgusting when you watch a film & there’s an “almost human” in there who still has to discover the essence of personal hygiene. Like last month, when we watched the film PROMETHEUS. Well I actually had headache, not just because of the film’s title, not coz i thought it was nerdy & deep… I thought the film was just 4D and when someone on screen died, I could also smell rotten flesh! It was when the film had finished & credits were rolling that I realized that the person who was one chair away from us actually took his feet off his shoes!
Anyway, I will not give a film review for The Dark Knight Rises coz I’m not paid to do that. Go and see other sites for that!
I just got back from my 730am-3pm shift, I was wondering what can be my first post in wordpress, then an idea just cracked!
I will be watching The Dark Knight Rises later this evening, so whilst waiting for “my A” to arrive, I thought I’ll prepare an easy meal that both of us could enjoy later.
Obviously, mostly everyone knows how to make a scrambled egg, so I will not teach you how to crack and beat a freakin egg. I just took a photo and will post it later coz I think it looks pretty. LOL
This will be my 3rd blogsite. I feel like that silly clown in JackInTheFreakingBox as I kept on spring back up, then hid myself again, but I closed krisjasper.com for private reasons, and I let the fungus grow in therealkrisjasper.com coz I thought my 2nd site’s title was boring and gay!
I dont intend to re-invent myself coz my name’s not Madonna, I will still write garbage, give unsolicited opinions & express jocular but highly insignificant ideas. If I am not honest, then I am nothing.
(i last blogged 12 months ago, if the trend continues you might hear again from me next year)